Nurse Ratched's Place

It's important to have a living will. Just ask Maxine. I, MAXINE, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinite...

Hospital administrators all over the country are trying to figure out how to keep their nurses happy. Some are even hiring expensive consul...

Welcome to the cathouse. No, not that kind of cathouse. This blog isn’t about the Moonlite BunnyRanch. This post is about the five littl...

This is a picture of me and my friend, Night Nurse, poolside in Las Vegas. I’m the one holding the drink. Yeah, in my dreams. Night Nurse ...

What on earth is going on here? It looks like the police are hauling poor Ronald off to the hospital. Maybe he was hearing bad McVoices tel...

Tired of paperwork? Check out White Coat Rants to see the best post ever about medical forms that need a facelift.

Wow, I want whatever she’s on. She looks so Yankee Doodle PERKY! Maybe she’s standing like that because her leotards are too tight, or may...

This is Patricia. She graduated from nursing school in 1961. I found her picture in one of my old nursing school yearbooks. Check out those ...

I found this news story over at WebMD. It seems as though a team of researchers from the psychiatric department of France’s University Hosp...

I want an iPhone and I want one NOW!!!!! I wonder if my husband is reading this post. My birthday is next month. Hint-hint. But until the...

Do you remember President Clinton’s infamous quote during his 1998 grand jury testimony on the Monica Lewinsky affair? When asked about his...

I should have seen this coming. As you may recall, one of my former patients, who is a criminal, tried to kill me , and I’ve been having ...

This story from ABC News and the Washington Times just makes me sick. It seems as though our government is using our war heroes as lab r...

Welcome to Change of Shift. I want to thank Kim from Emergiblog for allowing me to serve as host. Today’s issue of CoS is a salute to old...

Are you old enough to remember Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C ? The show’s tagline was, “Surprise, surprise, surprise!” I wasn’t a fan of the show. ...

I’m hosting CoS on June 12th, so listen up. I want to include YOUR post in Change of Shift. There’s no theme, so start typing, and send me...

It seems that I pissed off a lot of people with my last post, so let’s see if I can do it again. Last time I talked about how Scott McClell...

Things sure are getting ugly in the news. Former White House press secretary Scott McClellan is claiming, not in so many words, that Preside...

Meet Nancy Nurse. She’s going to let you in on a little secret. Nancy is counting the number of eyes that a nurse has in the back of his o...

“SHHOOOOOWWWWW MMMEEEEEEE THE NURSING SCHOLARSHIP MONEY!!!!!!!!!!! Well, OK, Tom. All you had to do was ask. Can’t say that I blame Tom f...